How to call the police .....?

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.



He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.



George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all" ...Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

How to call the police .....?
HAHAHA I give this joke 10/10. VERY FUNNY!!! smart man!! HAHAHAHA.
Reply:True
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I love that one....another joke to tell at the bar!!
Reply:LOL 10\10
Reply:VERY FUNNY!!!

10/10
Reply:Hey: those burglars may have needed those things to sell for drug money - how will they get heroine now?
Reply:So true - but not police's fault - lack of staff and monies!@
Reply:That was a very good one.?
Reply:thats a good joke but the sad thing is its true.
Reply:a good tale but very true we live in a sad world
Reply:gotta get those bastards attention or else they'd let u die
Reply:Excellent, more of this kind of attitude please!
Reply:Hahaha....