How to call the police.?

A man was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in his shed stealing things. He phoned the police who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. They said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay" hung up and counted to 30 and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I have just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within 5 minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit and an ambulance showed up at his house, and the police caught the burglers red handed. One of the police said to the man "I thought you said you shot them?" He said "I thought you said there was nobody available?"

How to call the police.?
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Reply:hahaha, excellent!!



its true too, they never friggin show up unless someone dies!! typical!!



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Reply:Ha,Ha-that is a good one,and about the truth also!
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