Answers given on Family Fortunes - funny or not?

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse

A jacket potato topping - Jam

A sign of the zodiac - April

A job a working dog does - Slave

Something with a hole in it - A window

Something people might be allergic to - Skiing

Something associated with pigs - The police

A non-living object with legs - A plant

Something red - My cardigan

Something you beat - An apple

A number you have to memorise - Seven

Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde

Something that floats in the bath - Water

Something in the garden that's green - The shed

Something a blind man might use - A sword

Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog

A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee

Something you put on walls - Roofs

Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate

A famous Royal - Mail

Something slippery - A con-man

A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on

Something you do before going to bed - Sleep

The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet

Something that makes you scream - A squirrel

Something you have with coffee - Sunday Sport

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

Something with a red light on it A - Dalek

Something you open other than a door - Your bowels

A bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

A dangerous race - The Arabs

Something you would take to the beach - Turkey

An animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

Answers given on Family Fortunes - funny or not?
Excellent, really made me laugh
Reply:les dennis would have been in his element with those
Reply:brilliant list. thanks
Reply:A dangerous race - The Arabs. Classic!
Reply:Good ones!!
Reply:hahahaha poor eejits.
Reply:I Love it ,Star for you Irish ......
Reply:I like the humour in some of them. lol
Reply:i remember when asked for a type of bean ?the guy said les bean an made me laugh
Reply:hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

it has awesome humor

well done!!!!!!!!1
Reply:lol sounds like my family