George Phillips was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light?

on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. They said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up counted to 30 and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you few seconds ago Because there were people in my shed."

Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all". Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Reponse Unit, and an ambulanc

show up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT...

George Phillips was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light?
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Reply:Wow! hahaha... that was funny! one star for you! ((did this REALLY happen...?))
Reply:heard it before, but its one of those jokes that you laugh at every time.
Reply:I like it!!!!!



Thanks for the idea!



I'll have to use it!



lol
Reply:lol lol brill
Reply:Fun Stuff.
Reply:ah this is funny. i pretty sure stuff like this does happen. now i know what to do if i'm ever in that situation.
Reply:That's definitely one way to get a response! LOL. Good for him!



Have a great day!
Reply:holly crap that crazy but funny to
Reply:Heard it before.....still love it! I heard it was a true story too. thanks for the laugh
Reply:smart man! good story, good true story too!
Reply:haha wicked funny
Reply:I DONT GET CAN U EXPLAIN
Reply:I should try that.
Reply:Yes true story happened in england but u forgot the helicopter overhead....ya believe me dontchya.
Reply:That was an excellent story of the truth. I've heard of a coulple others similar. Just shows what you may have to do to get help.
Reply:HAHAH thats great. I think youd get in trouble for lying to an officer though....
Reply:now that was good..lol
Reply:bad joke
Reply:George was one smart guy. I loved it!
Reply:hahaha....i can believe that
Reply:what!, hahahahahaha, dat serves dem right.good joke man.
Reply:That wasn't a bad joke.I have heard better.
Reply:typical police response hey!!!!!!!!!
Reply:now that wasn't a bad joke
Reply:Now wasn't that clever!