HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. (Not that any of you are that!)?

Phill of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.



Phill opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.



He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.



Phill said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.



"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars showed up at the residence and caught the burglars red-handed.



One of the Policemen said to Phill, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!said, "I though you said there was nobody available

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. (Not that any of you are that!)?
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~Katie
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