How Women get to heaven! lol!?

A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless.

"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.



"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they

inflate and float you up to heaven."



Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite

satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes

into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"



"What do you mean?" says his mother.



"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her

balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,

"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"

How Women get to heaven! lol!?
OKAY, that was really cute !

thanx for sharing !
Reply:lol
Reply:..that was soo funnie..i laughed right out loud...
Reply:poor mom. lol i love this joke.
Reply:lol
Reply:LMAO that is to good..
Reply:Awesome
Reply:sick but funny
Reply:Lucky Aunt Eliza.

Poor Dad.
Reply:Silly but funny! 10/10!
Reply:I TOLD THAT JOKE BEFORE BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY still funny 10/10
Reply:damn good...... but one thing, stop teaching kids THESE dirty adult stuff alright???
Reply:Great joke!!
Reply:lol!!!! :D
Reply:ew. it's kind of funny though, lol.

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