Little johnny and his balloons joke!?

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Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts. Well son, these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven. Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!

What do you mean? says his mother.

Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Daddy is trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!

Little johnny and his balloons joke!?
hahahahahahaha!!! l0l. i just love little johnny jokes. *star*
Reply:That's terrible, but pretty funny.
Reply:God I love little Johny Jokes!!!!

Ahahaha
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:he he very funny
Reply:thats evily hilarious
Reply:Ok! I may not be in the mood right now, but take my response as lol. Some of us are facing some form of disccrimination %26amp; our rights as humans means nothing....
Reply:hahaha, that cool............
Reply:I heard that one about twenty years ago
Reply:naughty but nice loved it
Reply:That's good. I like.
Reply:lol thats funny

:)
Reply:did she come.? good joke like it
Reply:lol quite funny, but still bad. =]
Reply:that's sick but kinda funny.
Reply:hahah hilarious.

but yet so bad.

lol i like it :)