Old People , Aren't They Great...?

*HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.*

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now

because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a* *paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the..

Old People , Aren't They Great...?
maybe not true but that seems to be the case when things happen. great thinking.
Reply:wow..yeah..dn mess up wif old ppl...
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:lol, that was funny .

Hahaha the irony of it all
Reply:Excellent.



V. funny joke!
Reply:That's just Grand altogether!
Reply:While it's a great story it not likely to be true. Unfortunatly the old man would be facing charges for filing a false police report.
Reply:funny,



I am going to say it is true..

do i get anything if i am right?





good morning sunshine
Reply:Goes to show that an old mind can be a very evil mind
Reply:wow amazing how the world works...and yes i beleive it is true
Reply:hilarious definately dont mess with old ppl

sweating