Please help me with my dumb fat neighbor?

i have the WORST neighbor. for starters, he uses my pool while im at work. i have and 8 foot fence surrounding my yard. i also notice that he uses a ladder that looks like one i used to have in my shed. i think he stole it and climbs the fence. he uses my hose to water his garden. he also has an extension cord running from my house to his. his wife "grocery shops" in my kitchen. i dont know how they get in my house. i am the only one with a key and change the locks about once a month. i even have and alarm system. i have told him many times that i dont agree with his ways. i have even got the police involved. they wont do anything and dont believe me. ( my neigbors wife sleeps with the police cheif so they can get away with crap). they get away with everything. i cant even get a restraing order!! i am at the end of my wits. i dont want to move because i love my house and other neighbors. by the way, my neighbor is the fattest redneck type you will ever see.!!! HELP!! funny idea acceptd

Please help me with my dumb fat neighbor?
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Reply:A couple of Dobermans,or German Shepherds should do the trick!
Reply:Set up security cameras around and in your house. Then take the tape to the police.



Also if he is a redneck you could put liberal type signs and stuff all around your house, or you could booby trap your house, or take a dump in your pool, see if he swims in that!
Reply:Holey Mackerel! If the wife is a really big pig, then thats probably where they get the keys to ur house. Key mahcine?
Reply:catch him in the action he has to stop
Reply:...and I thought I had crappy neighbors. o_O Well, you could always put a hair dryer in your pool. ;) Perhaps you should get a camera, videotape him, and take him to court. You can't deny cold, hard, evidence. Also, maybe you should start numbering or marking things they might steal, including food containers.
Reply:Put up a private property sign, buy a gun and shoot him, completely legal if he breaks into your home or trespasses onto your property. You don't have to kill him if you dont want to, just injure him. Shoot him in his kneecaps.
Reply:First, put in nanny cams! Add them slowly so there won't be any suspicions. Then show the tapes to a police officer from the neighboring city.



Also, it would be hilarious if you pretended to go away to work, but instead hid in the bushes. Then, when your neighbor tries swimming in your pool or breaking into your house, spray something at them. Or maybe paintball them! MUAHAHA!
Reply:video cameras will prove everything - get the motion activated ones - expensive but well worth it - also you have to keep the camera(s) hidden - set them up when they aren't home or in the middle of the night you can't let them see you doing it either. or you can hire a private investigator to do it .