Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Burglar in the shed?

Immediate Response



One night last week I was going to bed when my wife pointed out that I'd left the light on in the garden shed.

As I looked out of the window I noticed that there were several people in the shed, stealing our belongings. I immediately phoned the Police who told me that there was nobody in that vicinity and that they'd send somebody over as soon as they were available.



I said Fine then hung up. A minute later I rang back and said "Hi, I just called a minute ago regarding a burglary taking place in my shed. Well, I thought I'd let you know that there is no need to worry because I've just shot them all."



Three minutes later a dozen police vehicles and armed response personel were on my premises and naturally they caught the burglars red-handed.



One of the officers said - "Hey, I thought you said you'd shot them all?"



I responded - "I thought you said nobody was available!"

Burglar in the shed?
haha nice.
Reply:hahahaha i like that joke!!
Reply:good one
Reply:You legally cant shoot anyone unless they enter your home.Get a lock for the shed.
Reply:lol good one
Reply:ahahahaa thats funny %26amp; is this true?
Reply:lol


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