Shed break-in?

i caught a guy in my garden shed the other night so quickly i phoned the boys in blue " Theres a guy breaking into my shed hes still in there " i told him but the usual response from the police was "we are far to busy to deal with some guy breaking into a shed " he told me . So i waited 15 mins and phoned back told the officer "i have just shot the guy in my shed" .Next thing i know armed responce unit ,street cordened off ,helicopter,police everywere the guy comes out off the shed white as a ghost hands in the air the officer turns to me and said I thought you shot him i replied thought you were fukcin busy

Shed break-in?
im in stitches

thinking what a way to get a response

i might try it next time i need the police



thanks for the idea too
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Reply:Thats a great one pal
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Reply:Heard it before, slightly different version, only thing was it was real life! no kidding.
Reply:LMAO!!!





Excellent!!



You get a star for that!!
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Reply:Good one..hehehehehe
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Reply:EXCELLENT, way to show'em up
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Reply:Good one.
Reply:you class this as a joke, police dont do **** all if you call them
Reply:Yeah typical fcukin police..
Reply:I like that one too.
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Reply:Lol that was a good 1.Thanx for making me laugh.xx
Reply:i like that one.... i need to tell that one to my family!! heres a star!! =)
Reply:Exactly! Right on!
Reply:Like it................Have a star
Reply:Yeah, in your head. Next time ask a question based on reality.
Reply:Hilarious!!!

more please..



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