Can you give me a good excuse for setting fire to my grandad?

John's garden shed

Can you give me a good excuse for setting fire to my grandad?
lt was an accident!



See what happened was.....I was going to go camping with some of my buddies. So I was digging through the shed, and I found the tent, and my fishing pole, and my tackle box, but I couldn't find the coleman latern. Tommy suggested that I use my lighter, because the light had burnt out and we couldn't see anything. Well Johnny found out we were going camping, and got mad, because we didn't invite him. (He always gets way too drunk, ends up hurting himself, and the trip is cut short, due to an emergancy room visit.) Well, I had JUST lit my lighter when Johnny came bursting into the shed, and I tripped over the tent and the lighter in my hand landed at the wall of the shed. It all happened so fast that I forgot to let up on the lighter, and it just caught fire....honest!
Reply:because he gave you the matches and fuel
Reply:He has incontinence, right, and he is a little slow, right, and he gets things confused, right, you were just a little hasty, they'll understand.
Reply:it`s fun
Reply:There is no excuse. Pull up your 'big boy pants' and deal with the punishment he gives you. He might send you off to the Hoover Dam.
Reply:gets in the way
Reply:You are one sick dude.
Reply:C /mon mate , a blokes shed , there's no excuse for that !!
Reply:I am a grand dad.........



Better love him all you can as long as you can.....



Mother nature will take its course in due time...



And you will be wondering why he loved you oh so much...



Maybe even that a new feeling arises ...



Of missing him...
Reply:It's cheaper than British Gas!!
Reply:it was damp and you was trying to dry it out... you are a funny old toad....

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