Help! My muslim neighbours' garden gnomes led my Osama Bin Gardening have crashed radio controlled planes into my Pentagon shaped greenhouse and wiped out my entire plant collection.
These ragheaded gnomes have taken captive my Snow White and her seven dwarves. I found Dopeys head on the path this morning!! They have taken over the garden shed with their captives and are demanded that my garden become a muslim
fundamentalist state........or Snow White and the remaining six get it! Whatever it is!
My neighbour has suggested letting his vietnamese pot bellied pig into the shed to clear them out. I cannot see that working.
Can anyone suggest how to get these dirty litttle vermin out of the shed without Snow White getting harmed? Also the fairies at the bottom of the garden are showing sympathetic leanings to these terrorist gnomes.....all because I dug up their fairy ring.
Please help!
Gnome Terrorists?
Stop eating the mushrooms...! lol;
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