Do not mess with us old uns xxx funny or not xxxx?

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his



wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed. George opened



the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people



in the shed stealing things.



He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said



'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should



simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.



George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police



again.



'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people



stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry abou t them



now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an



ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars



red-handed.

Do not mess with us old uns xxx funny or not xxxx?
Absolutely fe**ing brilliant chris!



I really laughed.

But also, if you don't mind, I'm going to print that out %26amp; show it to my MP, because I think it makes a bl**dy good point!

Thanks for that.

I can only give you the one star.
Reply:thank you for sharing this laughable joke
Reply:Funny, and George was a smart guy...

This is one to remember - thanks. : x )
Reply:funny
Reply:Hahahahahaha.
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:You are in top form today. Thanks chris.
Reply:funny
Reply:Frigging hilarious. thanks.
Reply:Rolling on the hard,tiled floor.
Reply:HA! Great!
Reply:What? Wheres the funny part?
Reply:I wonder though, will Domino's Pizza deliver to his place?
Reply:HeHeHe
Reply:Not exactly FUNNY, but a very good lesson!
Reply:hahaha! that was great!