How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore?

George Phillips of Meridian,Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy,that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.George said,"Ok" hung up,counted to 30 and phoned the police again



"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you dont have to worry about themnow because I've just shot them."Then he hung up

Within five minutes three police cars,an Armed Response Unit and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed

One of the Policemen said to George "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said"I thought you said there was nobody

available!"(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people=

How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore?
AWESOME! That is the way to do it! :D lol Loved it!
Reply:a bad situation turns funny.that was good.
Reply:i heard it b4 but still very funny
Reply:Way Cool

Poor Chloe Anne, the popo would not help when he called so he GOT there attention.

It is against the law in some places to call in the false alarm.

I understand his frustration though
Reply:lol thats hilarious.
Reply:I don't get it.