How To Call The Police?

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to



bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in



the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom



window. George opened the back door to go turn off the



light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing



things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in



your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all



patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his



door and an officer would be along when available



George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and



phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few



seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well,



you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just



shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three



police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance



showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police



caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen



said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"



George said, "I thought you said there was nobody



available!"











(True Story) I LOVE IT...

How To Call The Police?
lol. heres another true story



a blonde calls the police



"Oh god. Oh god."



"Whats wrong ma'am?"



"Oh god. I'm in my car and the keys are outside of my car."



"Do you have a door in your car?"



"Oh god. Yes I do. I do."



"This is what you have to do. Pull the handle."



"What?"



"The shiny thing. Pull the shiny thing."



"Ok. Oh god. Ok"



The door opens.



"Thank you! God bless you!"



"No problem"



True story
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Reply:Silly but funny.
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u make me love it 2.
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Reply:Why does this not surprise me. Too funny!

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