Could you help me please?

My neighbour (not the usual one) has been throwing things like shoes, bags, clothes and pots and stuff in my garden all morning. I shouted over the fence to him to stop an he said 'your neighbour said you were an easy neighbour....so i thought i'd move in with you'.....

I've locked him in the shed now but what should i do with him. He's making such a noise and i'm worried about those police with the white uniforms coming again!

Could you help me please?
i can't help you this time because i having been throwing all my stuff into the next door neighbours garden as well unfortunately most of it has landed in her bush. She is not very happy about it
Reply:stick the garden hose in the vent, turn on the water, and drown him
Reply:CARRY ON TAKING YOUR MEDICATION AND THE MAN WILL GO AWAY..
Reply:REPORT this NEIGHBOUR to POLICE for DISTURBIN' the peace of yor FAMILY.

PLEASE RELEASE him from yOur SHED.
Reply:let them come and take him away he he ha ha
Reply:tell the one in the shed you will let him out if he puts on a dress. give his clothes to the other neighbour make him wear them..for saying you was easy, lock them both in the shed and have kit kat..!
Reply:anythings i write here can not be used in the law of the court

even he do not have noise today the police will still come tomorrow
Reply:Sell his belongings, buy some petrol, set the shed alight and let the fire brigade deal with him. Try to steal one of the white uniforms too. I have an idea ;)
Reply:Raid his house
Reply:If you plan to keep him locked in the shed...you need to inform him that he is expected to pay rent....make him a cup of warm tea...with some kind of sedative in it....when he's knocked out...go ahead and call those white jacket guys yourself...they are probably already looking for him and who knows...there just might be a reward!
Reply:I can't help you,



I'm locked in the basement right now!
Reply:Okay, sweetheart, I don't get it this time. haha
Reply:Give him a cup of tea and and a pack of chocey di's that should keep him quite for a bit while you think of a long term solution.
Reply:I hope it's not too late. First thing if u have water gun in the house, load it up with Kool Aid, grape flavor or if possible any other blue color and spray on the white uniforms, that way they'll be eliminated and less threat. As for police, u can throw some donuts in his garden, they'll be distracted too. Now as for the real guy...u can simply have bar b q. Just refer to Hannibal Lecter's Kitchen on hanniballecterkitchen.com. Enjoy!
Reply:KEEP HIM LOCKED UP!

the man looks crazy, girl!



just throw away the key...and blame it on somebody else!
Reply:I have exprience in the area and i'm available for 2pm, tomorrow.

give her my number! :)
Reply:Now set fire to the shed. Works for me every time.
Reply:Quietly move the rwst of his stuff to your house and your stuff into his house while he's locked in the shed. When you let him out it will confuse the bejesus out of him and it will also mean that you've got away from your other neighbour.



There's nothing wrong with being an easy neighbour... wish I had one!!!
Reply:Hire a digger, dig up his garden and them release him into the wild...
Reply:what ever you do dont turn around!!!!

the men in white coats are NOT behind you i promise!!!!!!
Reply:gag him and duct tape him to a chair.
Reply:thats funny, hope u meant that, anyhoo, just knock him over the head, remove his wallet (u need payment right) and drag him over to his house. when he wakes up, hopefully won't remember a thing