Help me please?

I have run out of space under my shed floor to bury bodies. I dont want to have to tear up my kitchen floor got nice tile. But I have to put them someplace. Any suggestions?



















BTW Yahoo wanted to put this in home and garden lol...I love this place!

Help me please?
One word:





Insulation.





Nothing better than dead bodies to keep the cold air out and the warm air in during winter and vice versa for the summer.
Reply:Hmmmm!!!!



Well, you can always pour wax all over them and make a wax museum in your house.



(Just watched House of Wax last night.)
Reply:i got lots of space in my house
Reply:omg what are u thinking, ur suppose to bury them in your neighbors backyard!!!

P.S. past experience
Reply:grind them up in a meat grinder and make homemade sausage out of them. you'll have dog food for ages!
Reply:ummmm............r u serious?
Reply:try the garbage disposal... always works for me (=
Reply:your kidding right?
Reply:throw them in a lake
Reply:make them into meat pies a la sweeney todd and co. :)
Reply:in a forest
Reply:have you tried the wood chipper and the compost heap?

that might work.
Reply:aww instead of waisting time finding a place to put them just have a bunch of the friends over for a barbecue party!!
Reply:chop 'em up and invite the neigbors over for a BBQ
Reply:start a patio - or maybe an extension to the house - bury them in the founations / floorslab
Reply:Backyard.
Reply:Bury them in the backyard.
Reply:garbage dump? fridge?
Reply:cut them up in to six pieces, and then take them to the nearest pig farm. 12 pigs can eat an entire human body in eight minutes, bones and all.
Reply:do you have a crawlspace under your house?

try there but u still need to cover them with dirt cuz it will be quite a stink if you dont.
Reply:CUT THEM UP AND FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET
Reply:put them under your bedroom floor and when the cops come calmy invite them in there, put a chair right where the bodies are,sit there, and let them interrogate you.
Reply:Do like I do! Sell them on eBay.
Reply:You Should Rent a Storage Unit.....!!
Reply:bury them in your backyard,

thats what i did !
Reply:Bonfire!!!