My neighbour is harassing me, HELP!?

I often go into my garden to wee. Yes I said wee. It's closer than the WC upstairs and I am sure it is good for the garden somehow. So the last few times I did my thing I could hear my neighbour, retired widow lady 68yrs, saying hello. I ducked further behind my usual weeing shed and waved.



Well, last night I didnt hear her and I was shaking the excess fluid off and the old girl had flanked me and was watching the show!!! She said softly "Hello Robert, maybe you can help me with my garden when you are quite finished"



I could have died. I think she thought I was just enjoying myself. Then next 10 minutes was like a carry on movie. I dread to go into the garden again although on a related male sexist point of view she is good looking for her age and I have been known to spy on her last summer whilst she gardens.

My neighbour is harassing me, HELP!?
ughh, can't help but I can laugh with you.



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Reply:she hot huh?

don't do her garden,do her instead.

68,18 whats the difference?

and stop peeing in the garden,as sweet as it may seem,the WC is what separates us from the animals.
Reply:Don't be such a pervert and start using your toilet!!!
Reply:Screw her

Do a bad job

She'll leave you alone after you treat her like a piece of Gum afterwards

Your Welcome
Reply:hahahhahahahahah! take a dump in her garden, she'll soon stop talking to you!!
Reply:umm...try using the toilet like a normal person....



she's not harassing you btw, if anything, you're harassing her!!
Reply:this scenario is a bit perverse
Reply:ignore them
Reply:hmmmm!!!!!!!!
Reply:Whatever floats your boat I say. You could be like that one from Little Britain.
Reply:She is playing with your head to get you to stop this animal behavior. Use the damn toilet! Her next action will be to call the police, because it is illegal to do what you are doing. I hope she or someone does call the cops, cause what you are doing is gross. Stop doing it!

She doesn't simply talk with you about it like a normal person, cause you aren't normal. Stop doing this and other things to bother her or you will find yourself visit by the cops often.
Reply:Get stuck in to her ladygarden.
Reply:PLEASE GET BACK TO WORK IF YOUR BOSS CATCHES YOU ON HIS PC HE'LL FIRE YOUR AR*SE ! AND THEY WILL NEED ANOTHER TROLLEY ATTENDANT IF YOU GET SACKED SO DONT LET THE SIDE DOWN GET TO WORK !
Reply:LOL!!! she just alone and horny and here you come and give her a show. Shame have a heart and understand
Reply:Fake your own death my man, there's no way out
Reply:in this situation is very hard to resolve just tell her how you feel about her actions and what you mean by yours.
Reply:Its a bit lazy to not go the extra steps to the bathroom!
Reply:that is sad and gross! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

if your not careful she will be coming round yours for a pissing on each other party! christ!
Reply:i don't see the harrashment here but anyway you brought it upon yourself
Reply:what a bad old lady was that!

i think you should tell her!
Reply:She isn't harassing you until she verbally obviously said something sexual, or even made a hint.



She just asked you to help with her garden.



Stop peeing in the garden and maybe she'll stop staring at you. :)