For the over 25's!?

%26gt;SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25

%26gt;

%26gt;1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".

%26gt;

%26gt;2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going

%26gt;clubbing the night before.

%26gt;

%26gt;3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start

%26gt;dreaming of having a son who might instead.

%26gt;

%26gt;4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property

%26gt;section.

%26gt;

%26gt;5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.

%26gt;

%26gt;6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.

%26gt;

%26gt;7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them

%26gt;because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.

%26gt;

%26gt;8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.

%26gt;

%26gt;9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of

%26gt;the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving

%26gt;Properties of most of the things that are in it.

%26gt;

%26gt;10. You start to worry about your parents' health.

%26gt;

%26gt;11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to

%26gt;buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.

%26gt;

%26gt;12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace

%26gt;And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your

%26gt;children.

%26gt;

%26gt;13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.

%26gt;

%26gt;14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really

%26gt;nice half-bottle of house red.

%26gt;

%26gt;15. You always have enough milk in.

%26gt;

%26gt;16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go

%26gt;clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the

%26gt;mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.

%26gt;

%26gt;17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time

%26gt;Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.

%26gt;

%26gt;18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.

%26gt;

%26gt;19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B%26amp;Q.

%26gt;

%26gt;20. You wish you had a shed.

%26gt;

%26gt;21. You have a shed.

%26gt;

%26gt;22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that

%26gt;anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in

%26gt;my day...."

%26gt;

%26gt;23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has

%26gt;some really interesting guests on.

%26gt;

%26gt;24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the

%26gt;bus,You tut at rowdy school children.

%26gt;

%26gt;25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.

%26gt;

%26gt;26.You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me

%26gt;

%26gt;27. Having a constant supply of 1st class stamps in your wallet - for

%26gt;"just incase"

For the over 25's!?
Oh my god!! You have scared the sh#t out of me!!! Kinda knew somewhere in the back of my mind that I was 28 but never really admitted it to myself until I read this!!!!!



What have you done to me??!!



This should be reported purely for the tragic effect it is having on all those in their late 20's!!!!!!!!



(but it's still funny!)
Reply:No no no no no.........not for this girl!!!!...I'm still a young 30!!!
Reply:You only have to know "Ruby, Ruby,Ruby" to know Radio 1's entire output. I hate people who take ages to get off the bus and at supermarket queues and I'm only a 52 year old shed owner.
Reply:Some of them are true some of them depend on the personality of the person!
Reply:i'm 31 next week and some are true!!!
Reply:Oh Noooooo

its so true
Reply:Have we met?
Reply:28. You look in the mirror !
Reply:Pretty good dude. Some of it made me laugh.
Reply:really good....



more than a few apply here.
Reply:ohhh now I know that I'm getting old, I agree with most of these statements.
Reply:symtomes shd be 25 it's gud but no one will read it
Reply:Cute :)
Reply:OMG i feel so old now

im going to go hide under my covers lol.x
Reply:If you think 25+ is bad,,,enjoy it while you can!



This is for the 50+



The Cat In The Hat On Aging,



I cannot See

I cannot Pee

I cannot Chew

I cannot Screw

Oh my God, What can I Do?

My Memory Shrinks

My Hearing Stinks

No Sense of Smell

I Look Like Hell

My Mood is Bad, Can You Tell?

My Body's Drooping

I Have Trouble Pooping!



The Golden Years Have Come At Last,

The Golden Years Can Kiss My A ss!
Reply:Lol...i'll be 27 this year (god willing) this made me laugh as i can relate to some of it. But i think its called growing up and being mature and not "symptoms"..i enjoyed it though..thanks for the laugh!
Reply:I'm 22 is this really what i have to look forward to?
Reply:OMG i'm 24 tomorrow and do a lot of these things!!!!
Reply:I laughed so much hun I cried.... so so true... and embarssing to admit too lol lol

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