Albert. Christmas presents. Problems.?

After having raked through his garden shed, i found lots of sexy underwear with a card written in his handwriting to the big tart barmaid down the pub. Never once in almost 50 years of marriage has he bought me sexy underwear. Last year he bought me a lawnmower, and the year before hedgeclippers. I told my mate Effie at the bingo, and she told me to fling him out on Christmas eve. I really want to confront him about this, but he's glued to the Aberdeen game and i really can't be bothered with another row, as i'll just end up hitting him again. Should i set fire to the underwear, or just leave it where it is? Thanks x

Albert. Christmas presents. Problems.?
You want to nip along to the RAI in Paisley, and look around for a foreign looking doctor, and ask has he got any left-over biological weaponry - anthrax or similar. Then tip it all into the crotch of the knickers(assuming they are not crotchless) and await developments.
Reply:why don't you swap the undies %26amp; card for ones of your own. you can surely forge his writing by now. get some over the shoulder boulder holders %26amp; bloomers %26amp; write something like, "i can't wait to see you in these, i just know they are so 'you'. i asked all the women in the shop who know you what would really suit you %26amp; they all agreed on these. please wear them for me". then take the sexies to wear for sidney. you'll have the best Christmas ever. diane.
Reply:He bought you a lawnmower and hedgeclippers for Christmas?? That really is terrible - i'd have divorced him years ago. As for the underwear, wrap it round his neck and strangle him with it. The nerve of the man - how dare he? You deserve a medal for putting up with all that over the years.
Reply:No...just take them out of the shed and tell ole Albert thank you for the sexy underwear....also let him know that you bought him a new toaster for christmas....
Reply:box them up with the card for the attorney. So he can use them to set fire to your hubby's @SS
Reply:yay crazy abusive lady is back! oh i wish i had your email you can continue to tell me these crazy abusive stories. if he got that sexy underwear how about you just wear it and tell him its wrong, im sure he seeing others cause you are so abusive.
Reply:Set fire! Make it known that you know.

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