A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless.
"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes
into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"
"What do you mean?" says his mother.
"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her
balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,
"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"
Is this funny?
hehehehe... very gud chick : )
Reply:lol
Reply:lol. good one!! hah
Reply:That squeezed out a chuckle from me. The sad thing is that this probably happens every day.
Reply:thats funny
Reply:like it.lol
Reply:well it made me laugh
Reply:i enjoyed it...got a chuckle outta me.
Reply:yep! that is pretty funny ^_^
Reply:Yes way to go and plus you had just made my day with this one good looking out and thans for the laugh cheers lol 10/10!!!
Reply:lol
Reply:not bad
Reply:Yes, got a smile out of it!
Reply:LOL funny STAR!
Reply:haha thats great!
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:funny
Reply:yip, thats funny.
nice one!
Reply:I think it is, thanks for the tiny laugh
Reply:yes extremely funny it made me laugh and lifted my spirits knowing that there are people out there with a sense of humour and sod political correctness and all that crap thankyou for making me laugh
Reply:LOL
thats very funny thanks
Reply:It's as funny as Johnny telling his teacher that he found a flat dog.
Flat dog?
Yeah said johnny, another dog was pumping it up!
Reply:yeah i got alittle chuckle too
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