Move into the shed on a temporary basis. My Husband now wants to know where all the mini pizza boxes and diddy footprints on the lawn are coming from. What should I tell him? He hates pizza.
I've let the three foot little green man I found at the bottom of the garden...?
Tell him the truth. If he chooses not to believe you, its up to him.
Just because he doesnt believe they exist, it doesnt mean they dont.
It is very considerate of you to allow the green man to move into your shed.
Reply:Explain to him about the fairies at the bottom of the garden, if he doesn't believe you show him the film Fairytale.
Reply:tell him the neighbours did it.
Reply:You will have to tell him pretty soon about your luvah
Reply:tell him you are cheating on him with a smurf who likes pizza
Reply:Tell him it's a lesser urban troll, and if he looks at it he'll turn to stone, so he's best to leave him be.
Reply:Dump your husband, lock him in the shed and marry the little green man. That's what I'd do!
Reply:Tell him your next door neighbour keeps throwing them over .x
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