Lies lies lies, every1 lies, even cops ??

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.



George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.



He phoned the police, who asked, "Are any of those people in your house" and he said "no".



Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.



"Hello I just called you few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all".



Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

Lies lies lies, every1 lies, even cops ??
lovely, that was a good one.......has a ring of truth to it I bet. Merry Christmas to you too from California!
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Reply:LOL. I actually laughed out loud to that too.
Reply:funny.
Reply:very clever joke, I like it
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Reply:LOL, Thanks And have a happy holiday season.
Reply:LOL! GOOD ONE!!!



you slay me!
Reply:You're lucky they didn't charge you with anything. Since they were short staffed I sure hope you didn't pull them away from something more serious.
Reply:OMG I am truly laughing out loud. That is just too funny. And oh, so true!



(You made someone in Iowa laugh tonight)



Thanks

and have a blessed Christmas
Reply:LOL! Good one!
Reply:Love this one. Thanks!
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Reply:Lol! It's so true...
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Reply:ha ha! i hate cops........
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Reply:Something to remember if you really want the police asap.
Reply:Merry Christmas
Reply:That's a good one.
Reply:LOL THATS HILARIOUS!!
Reply:interesting story. Sounds like if you are realy scared for your life it might be something you could always consider, although i bet there are consequences for lying like that.
Reply:Yeah everyone lies



But your story means that George is smart
Reply:VERY VERY VERY GOOD

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Reply:Very funny. And Merry Christmas to the United Kingdom, our country's best friend and ally.
Reply:yea, haha

thanks