How should I convinec the missus to have her wild country garden trimmed back? The neighbours are beginning to complain and I'm also having a great deal of trouble even seeing my tool-shed?
Do you think I should just get it sorted when she's out at work?
My wife refuses to trim her wildly overgrown undergrowth?
Because of this are you struggling to see her clematis? They are wonderful in bloom.
Reply:Call in a good garadener to sort the problem.....am sure she might like that.
Reply:Yes get the strimmer out and trim that undergrowth.
Reply:I wonldnt say anything.. just tell your neighbor tell her she needs to trim it.. then she's do it... lol..
good luck!!
Reply:Yeah, just tidy while she's out. Leave nothing over 3 feet high, if possible. Make a 5 foot path between garden and tool shed.
Reply:i think you should let her know how you really would prefer just a small garden than the forest she's got going on,,
and as for your tool-shed problem,,maybe you should see a professional about that,,someone that specializes in tool-shed construction,,
Reply:Ok i thought you were talking bout something else!!! Why don't you just do it when she's not there. If she gets mad she'll get over it!!!
Reply:haha i thought you were talking about her pubic hair...
"i've had a few friends come over and take a look, and i'm worried about pesky animals taking up residence, neighbors are beginning to complain and i cant see my "tool" shed! hahahahahahaha, thanks for the laugh buddy.
Reply:I would say you need to bring in professionals. There are people out there who will strip it bare in no time .
Reply:You might want to check with your CC%26amp;R's to see what the reg's say about overgrown bushes.
If you can trim them back you might want to think about the fact we are going into the colder times of the year. What will be the shock of this bush being trimmed back? How will this bush repond to trimming? Will you need to feed this bush to prevent shock?
Lots to think about.
Reply:you are surely a wind up merchant bob but thanks for the giggle.
Reply:very funnnyy.... you cracked me up..... I coulden't get mine to trim either.... but after triming my own, she did it too! lmao
Reply:So, simply cut her off. When she asks whats up, tell her you cant see where to put your tool any longer, so youre not taking it out anymore until she trims that dang bush back!!
Or, you could just hire a couple of illegal immigrants to take care of it in a few hours over a Saturday morning... Shouldnt take more than three guys: one to bag the trimmings, one to use the weedwhacker and one to hold your wife down (in case she pitches a fit).
Reply:Yeah, trim her hedges#
Reply:Next time you decide to eat a tree fake getting a bunch of leaves stuck in your throat and pass out, who know maybe the forester will get the hint and shed all the leaves from the tree, it is sure to sprout a bigger tree to plant in the forest !
Reply:Damm you have a way with asking questions.
Reply:It's a lot less bother,
with a hoover.
Reply:Reason with her.. say you'll get her a nicer tree in its place :) like a palm tree or something..something pretty!
bribe her!
xx
Reply:At first I thought you were referring to something more personal.
I would just mow it down, but leave her favorite plants intact and trimmed.
Sometimes it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Reply:Cut her off. Don't bring the tractor into the barn if the door is covered in brush.
Reply:Wot a dirty lot of minds on here!! Minxy.
P.S. Let your wife worry about her undergrowth!!
Reply:Put some hair remover on there when she's sleeping.
Plan B ,slip her a "Mickey" and while she's out trim her up a nice Brazilian.
Reply:Trim it for her....wow oh wow.....
Reply:lol i thought u were talking about her never regions ha ha how funny.
Reply:Lmaooo, I thought you were on about something else then you joker!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:OMG ,,,lol thats funny , gross but funny..
Get her drunk till she passes out and cut all the brush untill you can see the ground.
Send me a pic before and after . i do landscaping
Reply:Do it yourself when she isn't looking
Reply:lol--you're funny
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