Please rate another of my poems. Divena?

IF I WERE YOU.

One sunny day in the garden,

while digging happily away

Old Ted at the fence said "beg pardon

I hope you dont mind what I say.



I should`nt dig of I were you

You`ll have an awful bad back

I did exactly the same as you,

and had to be stretched on a rack"



I thought I`d have a go at the weeds

and ransacked the shed for a hoe

Ted said "what you need is a weedkiller feed

then the weeds will no longer grow,"



With a box of petunias ready to plant

said he a ground frost tonight

I was going to plant but now I shant

for as always the old buggers right



I grabbed instead my watering can,

he said "it wont wet the roots

the hose is best when there is no ban"

so I drenched him from head to foot "

Please rate another of my poems. Divena?
Cute! Sound like my neighbor LOL! Well done.
Reply:Love it. I know just where you are coming from and have copied it down. Its great.
Reply:lol...that's pretty amusing! I liked it :)