Problems with my erection?

I built a garden shed but it collasped on my girlfriend.



Should I bake her a cake?

Problems with my erection?
to funny for words.... Get out the garden unless you are try whisper sweat nothing in her bush :)



and unless you bring the food to the bedroom leave all that cooking stuff in the kitchen. whipped cream and chocolate works real good in the "kitchen" but the clean up is a real mess.
Reply:Depends if she is alive or not !!
Reply:oh dear!!!!! No - that is being sarcastic I am afraid
Reply:your lucky she,s still your girlfriend .....i think she deserves more than a cake after that .......!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:How bout flowers!!
Reply:maybe you are gay??
Reply:u need a rainbow
Reply:Sorry to here about it dude. To sticks and tape it up.
Reply:No - promise her not to build anymore sheds
Reply:Suggest you use self raising flour.
Reply:try 2 send her flowers and what she really likes a lot. try 2 make her feel comfortable around u. do something fun together like going out 4 dinner go party. something that she will never 4 get in her life. AND IT HAS 2 BE REALLY GOOD AND NICE
Reply:Don't worry about it, it happens to all men at some point.
Reply:Try building the garden shed again..
Reply:If you can't keep the shed up, what hope have you got of giving her 'a bun in the oven'?



I think your shed problem may be caused by your wood having a short life span. Perhaps if you relocated the shed...try a few positions, it might stay up a bit longer next time. Only when you have mastered that art of getting your shed to stay up should you attempt baked goods production.
Reply:Chancer u crack me up ....







Thanx for the 2 points





Dr bad



did she tell u not 2 wrry about it ... and that it happens a lot 2 her ..?



well they all say that... don't believe her..
Reply:no you should take her to the hospital....
Reply:funny
Reply:I hope that it was only a little shed, your should buy her some perfume and chocolate..... oh and take her to her favorite restaurant........... and then a pamper weekend.....well this is what I would expect if you had dropped a shed on me......
Reply:this is dumb.
Reply:start going downtown on her