What are those?

A small boy enters his mother's bedroom unannounced

And sees her topless.



"Mom, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.



"Well, darling, "hesitantly, grasping for an explanation,

She says, "These are balloons, and when you die, they

Inflate and float you up to heaven,"



Incredibly, he appears to believe the explanation and

Wanders off apparently quite satisfied.



A few days later while his mother was preparing lunch,

He rushed into the kitchen.



"Mom, I think the lady next door is dying!"





"Why, what do you mean?" says his mother.



"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with

Both of her balloons out. Dad's trying to blow them up for

Her and she keeps yelling, "God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"

What are those?
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Reply:Ooh...Daddy's going to hell.
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dads in biiig trouble!

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