im happily going out with a gorgeous girl but i have become obsessed with fondling my own buttocks. i do this as often as i can and i have recently had urges to go into the garden shed for a good fondle. should i tell the missus, will she leave me??
Will she leave me?
When you get tired of her then you tell her. She'll move out right away and probably leave you with all of your stuff! Sounds like a good exit strategy to me, you are a genius!
Reply:You have to get to the bottom of this, quickly
Reply:is this a joke?
Reply:what ever floats your boat
Reply:Go annoy a train buddy........I'm smokin some weed and ur killin my buzz
Reply:I've heard it all now. Would you expect her to stay.
Reply:best thing she could do is take you on a day trip to Broadmoor, and then leave you(there)!
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