A boy walks into the room?

A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.



"Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts.



"Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."



Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen.



"Mummy, mummy, Aunt Mary is dying!"What do you mean? says his mother.



Well she's in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling

"God, I'm coming! I'm coming!!!"

A boy walks into the room?
my fav joke



guy comes home and says to his wife - " i was in a bar and I over heard the postman(mailman) boasting he had slept with every woman in the street apart from one".



"oh" says his wife " i bet its that b*tch at number 22"
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Reply:lol her dad is not doing something right
Reply:OMG!!

LOL!!!!!!

well thats boys

mummy is not so happy
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