Caught in the act?

This bloke got home from work early one afternoon and went upstairs to the bedroom only to find his wife and her lover stark naked in bed.

The husband went berserk, grabbed hold of the lover by the throat, dragged him down the stairs through the lounge out to the bottom of the garden, and into the garden shed. The husband grabbed hold of the lovers "Manhood" put it in the vice, and tightened to the full and put the lock on. The husband then went to cupboard got out a Stanley knife. The lover shouted " oh, you are not going to chop it off, are you?" No, said the husband, you are. "Me", he said. Yes, you 'cos i am just going to set the shed on fire!

Caught in the act?
ouchie!

tht just mite hurt!

lol

tht was an oldie,but goodie!!

and on the plus side,it made me laugh!

since laughter is the best med.,ur jokes must be increasing my lifespan!!

thanx!!

and heres a star!!!!

:-)
Reply:ha ha ha ha



i like that
Reply:lmao...star.
Reply:hahaha thats a good un :)
Reply:Haha - nice one

Thanks for sharing
Reply:ha ha ha.
Reply:ha ha ha ... ouch
Reply:rofl!!!



me
Reply:so humourous of you. lol!
Reply:And the QUESTION is?
Reply:A mans worst nightmare come true lol
Reply:LOL!

ouch, that might leave a mark
Reply:hahahaha! very good john.
Reply:good times
Reply:Is the answer "a black bucket?"
Reply:Very good ha ha ha ,,,,,

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