Joke anyone?

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.



George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.



He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.



George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.



"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.



One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"



George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Joke anyone?
Maybe the same officers on this case???

the redneck calls...

" Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

" I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)
Reply:Old one but gud
Reply:sweeet
Reply:funny, but its sad thats the truth about how things would go..
Reply:haha

really funny.
Reply:Lol...but its true, this is what happens in real life
Reply:LOL Thats cute! never heard that before!, and good Idea too!
Reply:nice!!! by the way, do your face really look like that??
Reply:oldie but goodie! made us smile...
Reply:HA HA HA. That's a good one. TAX DOLLARS AT WORK FOR YOU!!
Reply:LOL.... hilarious
Reply:And the question is?????
Reply:hahahaha! thanks for the laughs!
Reply:good one
Reply:Here is a shorter joke:

A matchstick feels very itchy in the head and scratch it vigorously. Guess what happen?
Reply:THAT WAS COOL, YOUR FACE IS VERY SCARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Lol!



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