A small boy walks into his mother's room and inadvertently catches her topless. 'Mummy, Mummy, what are those?' he says, pointing to her breasts. 'Well, son,' she says, 'these are... er, balloons. And when I die, they inflate and float me up to heaven.' Incredibly, the boy appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later, while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. 'Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Eliza is dying!' 'What do you mean?' asks his mother. Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her balloons are out, Daddy's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, 'God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!'
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'Sex Statistics'
A man gets on train and sits next to a young woman reading a book called 'Sex Statistics' "Any good?" he asks. "Fascinating," she replies "Apparently, American Indians have the widest *****, and Polish men the longest. By the way I am Jane." "Hi," he says, "I'm Tonto Palawlaski."
More FUNNY jokes!! Again - offended- shoo!?
very very funny.. thanx for making me sit here for an extra 5 minutes instead of getting on with my day.... I don't think i've laughed so much on a thursday morning before!!!!!!! LOL xx
Reply:lol
thoroughly enjoyed them
never heard the last one pretty funny
Reply:lol. You gotta finish off the 3rd one though
Reply:The first one made me cry laughing!
Reply:The first ones brill! HAHA
Reply:very good got any more
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