Sound too true to me?

George Phillips of Conwy, North Wales, was going up to bed when

his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which

she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that

there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he

said 'no' Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should

simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George

said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were

people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about

them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and

an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars

red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd

shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!

Sound too true to me?
Oh GB you have nothing to learn. My lips shall remained sealed.
Reply:Hahahahahhaha, lol! I must give this one a star!
Reply:good man!
Reply:they were caught BANG to rights then.lol
Reply:Prioritise, prioritise.
Reply:Very true well done
Reply:Very Funny LOL LOL LOL also very true - sadly.
Reply:No joke really is it.

have a star!!
Reply:quite.
Reply:so funny yet so true.....lol

have a star



:)
Reply:lol yeh how true is that...have a star
Reply:LMSUIAO I like it even if it is an Urban legend LOL
Reply:Worth a star ha ha ha
Reply:Yes a very sage comment.