Funny or not?

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE:







George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife

told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could

see from the bedroom window. George Opened the back door to go turn off

the light but saw that there were p eople in the shed stealing things. He

phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said"no".

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock

his door and an officer would be along when available.







George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my

shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot

them all." Then he hung up.







Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars

red-handed.







One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot

them!"



George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"







True Story - I LOVE IT. We might be old ~~~~ Not stupid!!!

Funny or not?
Great Joke! I love it! I love older people!



~Candice~
Reply:I love it.......thanks for the laugh ....I needed it today :)
Reply:That's awesome!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Good one. :D
Reply:Grey hair is certainly the sign of wisdom....



Awesome pal...



Yu deserve a star for this....
Reply:LMAO... good one! Totally believe it's true. Once tried calling the cops saying I was burgled and no response. So i called later to say I was robbed and they responded.
Reply:dont get it
Reply:lmao!
Reply:Nice!!!
Reply:To long to read.........I'm going to spend the time I dont have school not reading........I HATE READING!!!!
Reply:Now that is a all time crack up. WTG old timer.



Hey Garland Girl...you better get off this site then cause it's all about reading.
Reply:That's a good one, an old person using his old brain.
Reply:LOL
Reply:hahah! thats cool!
Reply:i luuv it!!!!!!!!!! *