Dont ya just love old people ?

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.



George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.



George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.



He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no", they're in my shed. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.



"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.



One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"



George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available

Dont ya just love old people ?
Oh sure, pick on the old fart....



An 84 year old man goes to a doctor and asks him for some Viagra. The doctor is somewhat surprised, and says to him, well since you are 84, I have to give you a complete physical, ok, he responds. So the doctor gives the old man a complete physical and says, well you are fit, so here are 4 Viagra pills, the old man says, could you please cut them in quarters for me. You don’t understand says the Dr., if you cut them in quarters they will not work! No, you don’t understand says the old man, I don’t want the pills for sex, I just want it to go up high enough so I don’t pee on my shoes!



Cute joke for a cute lady……



They finally found out what the ingredients in Viagra are, it is 99% fix-a-flat!
Reply:True, police only turn up when you shoot an intruder.
Reply:That was great. Must remember for future use. Not the joke the actions!!! Have a bucketful of stars for the Idea.
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:Seen it before. It's still funnyl Sad, but funny. Maybe sad and funny aren't that different.
Reply:HAHHA, this put a big grn on my face and a lauph but i had to be quiet didnt want to wake the parents shhhh. lol
Reply:LOL!

i like it !

nice one!

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Reply:Heh that was cute :)
Reply:Good response team.
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Reply:hahaha, lol go old people
Reply:well that is good
Reply:HeHe......Funny. Here have a ****Star****
Reply:this is funny...yeah, don't mess with old people.
Reply:that's good one..



Funny..... !!!!!!!!!
Reply:...*scratches head*....i dont get it....