Two Joke in one?

A boyfriend and girlfriend were playing hid and seek in the garden. The girl says, ‘If you can find me, you can lick my f**ny and sh*g me up the a**e. If you can’t find me in the garden shed.



A teenage girl asks her mom, ‘Is it true babies come out of where boys put their p*nis?’ ‘Yes’ says mom. ‘F**kin hell’ says the girl ‘Won’t that break my jaw?’

Two Joke in one?
very naughty
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:lol funny
Reply:Lol

the second one was pretty funny
Reply:Good one thanks
Reply:Ha ha made me chuckle. lol!





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Reply:well.lol
Reply:lol
Reply:not funny
Reply:Tacky and not too funny! Sorry!
Reply:luvvvv it 10
Reply:lol,lol,lol, 10/10,*.Excellent.
Reply:aha a double-barrel jobby

only one star though buddy
Reply:LoL thats funny avitars cute ;)
Reply:hehe
Reply:More sophisticated jokes are out there as you get older. These two are ok for growing people.
Reply:good one wish i could give more than one star that one took me a second
Reply:hahaha.... so funny... -_-''............

wake up lah... dun dream....